I'm Varun. I'm 15 years old and I tried to mix 2 things that don't mix well together: rap and math. http://www.killcure.com Lyrics, beat and vocals by Varun Kannan Take 1 head, differentiate it Has the same effect if you decapitate it Whats soulja boys ratio of ego to talent, thats thousand to zero. If kenobi is obi wan Then obie trice uses light sabers for guns If the reciprocal of a dog is a cat then a reciprocal of a coke addict is fat And whats the probability that sad old people watch oprah winfrey Thats 1. Now lets have some fun ---------- Cause you can add, subtract, multiply, divide As long as you get the answer right. You can go straight, take a different path, It doesn't matter as long as you do the math. ------------- If 4 black people die every minute And 4 white people are born every minute Then why is the box office for war films so poor while the attendance for a tyler perry movie is more. If a viral infection reproduces at the rate of 1 billion Then the only thing to match that speed is the Indian population Stalin must have been a mathematician cause he split russia with long division How do you cut a plastic bag with precision? It's easy, use synthetic division. If the common sense of your congress is congruent to that of king kong then your country is done. Now lets have some fun. --------- chorus --------- Charlie chaplin minus the hat and laughter Well, that's adolf hitler And Alabama is to Barack Obama as the KKK is to Wilmer Valderamma If the cube root of a rubix cube is a really bored guy trying to make a game and if this was BLACKjack, I'd hit it. That is, if chris brown was my name. And If a cross is an x and an x is a hug then was jesus christ given a big ol' hug? Do the math. Some tags: bo burnham boburnham new math song guitar funny offensive silly wordplay stand-up